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Winter Demotivational Poster


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!

A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland

TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm

STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?

TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?

winter wonderland -

TAGS: winter snow snow snow snow
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 30, 2013, 5:46 pm
I miss the snow. :(

MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.

TAGS: minnesota convertable snow hair winter
Rating: 4/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:49 pm
Awesome has now been revealed, All Kneel before the Master.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.d***! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm
SWEET! i want one!

GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die

TAGS: captains log by winter sverge death
Rating: 4.41/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Hey, wait. Is that Rick Grimes? Between the hand and the guy with the helmet.


TAGS: marines snowman winter desert iraq
Rating: 4.67/5

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M11Marauder - March 7, 2011, 7:00 am
Well, i suppose brits have marines too o:)


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

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CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes


WINTER DRIVING - equal parts driving, bobsledding, and church service

TAGS: winter
Rating: 5/5

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Krazeek - January 11, 2013, 4:50 pm
I drive a Smart Car....I know this only too well.
Tivo - February 24, 2011, 7:32 pm
Unless you are from Minnesota.

WOODLAND WINTER SERENADE - ...and days of auld lang syne.

TAGS: winter
Rating: 4.86/5

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Ron2 - December 31, 2012, 4:39 am
Pretty good indication that he was not blue-eyed, blond hair (light hair), and fair skinned. Like generally depicted in wester culture. Best bet is he looked a lot more Arabian than Nordic.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2012, 12:54 am
I think it's silly when other Xians say they saw Yeshua's image in something. We really don't know what he looked like.
maoworks2 - December 30, 2012, 2:17 pm
Point !
steve1961 - December 30, 2012, 12:13 pm
I wonder why you don't about more devout and fundamentalist Santa believers saying "See? Santa is real. I saw his image on a tree!"


TAGS: life death reincarnation snowman winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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steve1961 - December 20, 2012, 4:58 am
The only thing that I'm gonna have on my tombstone is "Wish you were here."
Silverheart - December 19, 2012, 1:49 pm
Nice one. Now I have a choice to make- I can either have BRB or I'm Watching You carved on my tombstone.
falloutghoul - December 18, 2012, 10:56 pm


TAGS: winter temperatures sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:19 am
Is that a buddy of yours?
ughomer - December 19, 2012, 10:01 pm
This makes me think of "Chilly Willy."
MissPriss - December 19, 2012, 9:52 am
Thank you Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 19, 2012, 8:25 am
HAH! Good'n Missy


TAGS: sad seasonal affective disorder winter
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:43 am
In the six winters I've been riding, there has only been one, this past winter, when I had to take my car to work (three different times) not because of snow or ice, but forecast lows too cold to get either bike started at the end of my shift.
MashiMashi - April 2, 2014, 1:41 pm
Milwaukee we had the snow and ice melted now we see where all the potholes are....we had spring for a day and a half back to winter
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:44 am
So true. Although I can't tell where exactly where you're taking about. For me the Bay Area is a real nightmare on Elm St. Within this past week it was 60° then - no joke because I can't make this up - 90°, now it's currently pouring rain.


TAGS: winter canadians americans
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
5L for truth Missy


TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.79/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks

Disney's CARS -

TAGS: disney pixar cars snow winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 5, 2014, 5:22 am
*out*...oops "put" Up here after a few beer you really don't care where you put your beer but you dam well care if you're out of beer!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:39 pm
Obviously you aren't from the prairie provinces in Canada. The only thing enjoyable about winter is that you can out your beer outside instead of taking up space in the fridge...teehee.

FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.

TAGS: new england snow winter noose tired
Rating: 3.47/5

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Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm
this is too funny!!

NSFW - Not Safe For Winter.

OLD MAN WINTER - Every year about this time he comes by Like an uninvited relative that you can't ditch until you feed them raw meat.

TAGS: winter
Rating: 1.63/5

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TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter

CANADIAN WINTERS - Moooooooooooooooooo Has Had Enough He Will Now Be Flying South During The Winter Months

-50c and beyond -

TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some h** cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold sh**, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S

Meanwhile, in AZ -

TAGS: walking in a winter wonderland i wish asphalt angel
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - February 3, 2014, 11:12 am
Juggernaut as a child
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 12:44 pm
What's the kid's address...I can literally send him 5L tons!

THE 21ST -

TAGS: 1st day winter solstice
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 1:31 am
Glad you like it Papa. Thanks
PapaFox - December 21, 2012, 8:48 pm

GREAT LIES - Our Weather Girl forecast 2-4 inches... Something tells me there will be no pleasing this woman.....

TAGS: snow lies winter
Rating: 4.73/5

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pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:07 pm
too late, you won't be getting that back anytime soon
Hawamleh - February 26, 2011, 5:14 pm
leave now, before it sucks in your soul.
boatoaf - February 26, 2011, 2:40 pm
and thank you for your input!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:14 pm
nice first poster - welcome to the crazy world


TAGS: i miss winter see you next season
Rating: 4.44/5

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CANADA - March 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Thanks aggy
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
5 inevitable lions.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Well, it's going to be raining like a mofo here all weekend. Enjoy your BBQ. d*** it.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 7:13 pm
nothing but ice left here. and a little snow in the shade
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
It has been unseasonably warm for the past week Mo. I'm only a couple hours from CANADA (the greybeard, not the country) and I will be firing up the barbecue and eating on the deck tomorrow night!
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'm confused. There's like 4 more months of winter up there right? (5 snowblowers BTW)

AHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY... - Are you joking?! its freezing!

DEFORMED FISH - when you catch fish like these, maybe you should change your fishing hole.

Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm
Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.

Dumb And Dumber -

TAGS: stupidity ignorance dumb idiocy winter
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 31, 2013, 2:33 am
I should have in 5th grade... :)
Silverheart - October 30, 2013, 10:37 am
But, he was double dog dared... you do NOT turn down a double dog dare
Greybeard - October 30, 2013, 12:36 am
Remeinds me of me in 5th grade when I was living in Golva North Dakota. Part of my tongue is still there...
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:10 am
Ahh, brings back fond memories of daring my little brother to "kiss" the metal play structure one winter...thanks grey!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 11:56 pm

'Bumpuses!" 5 things in the stock that tell time!~


TAGS: groundhog day calendar winter shadow
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 2, 2013, 11:34 am
I'm wondering if it's intentional that the shadow happens to resemble Gojira

canadians -

TAGS: canadian winter summer clothes tough
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:20 am
Just a tad...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:19 am
Ug...you should see the gals!
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 12:00 am

LOL! Had to go into town for provisions and while in the store I was asked if it was cold out. "No, it's nice," I said. "It's about 40, I think." I have lived in Wyoming too long.
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:29 am

Canadian Summers -

TAGS: canada winter summer
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 30, 2013, 10:31 pm

Both days of summer here in Wyoming would have been perfect, but it hailed~~and we had a tornado.
maoworks2 - October 30, 2013, 5:19 pm
And A Beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2013, 5:05 pm
Yet just over the invisible border it was sunny and warm in North Dakota......silly.

ON DEAF EARS - You're SURE you don't need to go pee BEFORE I get you ALL DRESSED to go outside?

TAGS: nature calls kids winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:28 pm
Or the oldest (ahem) sibling!
PapaFox - December 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
Something only a parent can truly appreciate! :-D

Pwissy heads to town -

TAGS: saskatchewan winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:26 pm
Give me a second...let me finish this bonbon...I'm not that fat Ugs!


TAGS: frigid freezing frostbite misery winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 6:06 pm
Or for a lot of Canadians...when the hell can I get out of the house to my car where it's warm.

Manitoba -


TAGS: cold winter frigid marriage humor
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - November 28, 2013, 8:39 pm
‘twas, and I know you had one, ‘cause you make it so. Cheers to you and fam, Lady Vernon
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 8:34 pm

LOL~~Happy Thanksgiving you old dog, you.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 8:31 pm
Well crap. Yer gonna need to post a pic of those on the forum. I need the vision. Not gonna even ask about the brown bottles. That’s unusual cruel, Vernon, even fer you....'may have to let him back in'.....geeezus
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 8:22 pm

Just bottled Old Mother Vernon's Rocky Mountain Pale Ale. It's in the blue rocker top bottles. The stuff in the brown bottles~~well, that was constipation medicine for the dogs. You need to go outside.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 8:19 pm
I’m not quite ready yet, looks like you’ll hafta make yer own. But….I WILL hold yer mayo for ya while you make it....uh, you need more beer
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 8:07 pm

Awwww,,,looks like somebody needs a sammich. Make one for me, too, while you're at it there, big guy. Mayo. Sweet pickles on the side. And stay out'ta my beer.
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:17 pm
Well, looky here, a gaggle of gigglin’ wimin, all happy, complimenting/thanking each other. ‘better go out and find the cat’ she sez, ‘snowin’ pretty hard now’ she sez…….5L (yes, I LOL’d, harder than you ladies)
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 6:43 pm

Thanks, CL!~~
lgvernon - November 28, 2013, 6:42 pm

Glad you liked it. Thanks!~
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:31 pm
Me too dear! I had 5 LOL's in a row and still can't get the image out of my head. Husband, ex, it really doesn't matter right?
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 2:38 pm
Ohmygod that was funny, made me laugh out loud! :)

MOTIFAKE WINTER CARNIVAL - Winner in the snow sculpture contest.

TAGS: loo ice snow winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:38 am
that is true art it has so much emosion so much skill and potental it is like the sculpter is saying f*** you socity i don't care if leave the door open that good sir deserves a 5/5


Some Humor -

MY SOUL IS BLEAK - like winter. Harsh. Cold. Unforgiving. Strangely beautiful... But mostly bleak.

WINTER - Look on the bright side, and just have a little fun with it.

TAGS: winter fun
Rating: 4.13/5

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ughomer - March 27, 2013, 1:31 pm



TAGS: winter soltice assignment bring your own goat grease
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:39 pm
Looks like Glastonbury Cathedral. I wish those druids would plant more trees.

WINTER WONDERLAND - The Solution To Mooooooooooooooooooo's "HELP" Forum Topic

TAGS: m help winter
Rating: 3.87/5

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TAGS: fall and winter nfl teams
Rating: 3.84/5

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HtD - December 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
Amen brother.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 1:52 am
And not even the GREAT original helmets!
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 1:51 am
This is a shrine.
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 1:50 am
Blasphemy!!! Have some respect for us old guys!!!!
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 1:49 am
Wow, i forgot about the old chargers helmet, that thing is ugly.

THE WINTER OLYMPICS - Let the fun begin !

CUBBYBEAR - He loves the Winter Olympics

TAGS: cubby winter olympic fan
Rating: 3.75/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 17, 2010, 10:39 am
Cubby's a SIEVE!! Cubby's a SIEVE!!

BRO! CHECK IT OUT! - that dudes got wood!

VANCOUVER - You'll come for the Winter Olympics, but, after a few hits, forget who won.


SPRINGTIME - 'Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.' (Victor Hugo)

HI -

THAT'S NOT A FULL MOON... - It's a pie chart showing how much sleep I'm going to lose tonight worrying about what the rest of the world thinks.

TAGS: almost full moon winter snow forest
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2009, 10:35 pm
French is good, but it's solid anyhow.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 9:06 pm
Shoulda stuck with "The French" instead of "Rest of the World". Oh well.

STAR WARS XXXVIIII - Jango Fett gets Married

TAGS: marriage kellydewinter female stormtrooper
Rating: 2.73/5

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Arkot - April 1, 2011, 3:43 am
sorry but i have to point out that it should be ***IX not ***VIIII

WINTER OLYMPICS - The openng Ceramony, it needed more Samurai Swords, and less Zombie Snowmen. I'm just throwing it out there BRO!

winter pants armor -

Cold -

TAGS: winter snowflakes cold woman farts
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:54 pm
7F...that's shave off the winter warmth coating on your legs and pits and get your swimwear ready weather up here! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:20 am
I had 7F last night! Luuuuv this! 5L
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:09 am
I blame Vernie too! d*** Niagra Falls are freezing! Don't know how you managed that one lg. Tomorrow supposed to be -33c at night and the next day -7c...Manitoba, go figure? Thanks for all the L's folks!
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 8:05 pm
I blame Vernie. Day before yesterday, I think, it was 60 in Montana and 18 down here.

Winter Wonderland -

Nuts -

TAGS: winter squirrels gathering nuts friends
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:41 pm
Sod, come out, you're safe. Looking for nuts, not balls.
Oldsod - November 18, 2014, 6:09 am
Hiding under the bed, moaning and whimpering.

bun warmer -

TAGS: winter fantasies
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 15, 2015, 8:40 am
luv it

Dear Canucks -

For Boston . -

TAGS: winter
Rating: 4.67/5

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Summer is Gone -